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tmmyhug:

A Google result displaying an article from weirdiocity.com. The headline says, "Pistol Shrimp Shoot Bubbles as Hot as the Sun and Faster than Sound." The preview text says "A high-pressure pulse also generates an instantaneous flash of light and heat - on average, 8,540 degrees Fahrenheit! That's as hot as the ..." next to an image of a shrimp.ALT
Screenshot of article text that says, "The peacock mantis shrimp (Odontodactylus scyllarus) uses two appendages called dactyl clubs to pummel prey like aquatic Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots—that is, if kids’ toys could punch fast enough to boil water and split fingers to the bone. These wrecking ball "fists" spring forth from their bodies at 50 mph, accelerating quicker than a .22-caliber bullet. At those speeds, the water surrounding them briefly reaches the temperature of the Sun’s surface. When "ALT
A Google result displaying an article from science.org. The headline says, "Snapping shrimp close their claws so quickly, they create shock waves..." The preview text says "But their lightning-fast claws close so quickly that they make sounds louder than a gunshot, and create shock waves in the water that stun fish, worms, and ...."ALT

u don’t like shimp? 🦐? (vaporizes you with the power of the sun)

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June 29, 2023 at 3:56 PM | Post Permalink | 6,181 notes | Reblog



thewarpeffect:

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his hair, WACK! his gear, WACK! his jewelry, WACK! his foot stance, WACK!

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June 29, 2023 at 7:26 AM | Post Permalink | 35,728 notes | Reblog



nachashim:

today a first grader walked up to me, set a piece of paper down on the table in front of me, and said “homework time! it’s your homework.” and i said “alright, what do i have to do for homework?” and he said “hmmm… draw the best dinosaur you can do.” and so now i have that on my plate for the evening

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June 29, 2023 at 7:26 AM | Post Permalink | 44,332 notes | Reblog



damazcuz:

tip:

You can replace therapy with 10-14 hours of a game. But watch out.

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June 29, 2023 at 7:25 AM | Post Permalink | 9,323 notes | Reblog



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June 29, 2023 at 7:24 AM | Post Permalink | 73,916 notes | Reblog



marzipanandminutiae:

but-the-library-of-alexandria:

an underrated detail in pride and prejudice is that elizabeth bennett was home alone on the day darcy proposed because she had a headache. can you imagine. this was in the pre-painkillers era. you’re at home with a headache and then this asshole walks into the room and tells you he loves you and wants to marry you even though he hates your whole family and you’re beneath him. imagine having to deal with that while also having a headache. she doesn’t even have ibuprofen

Just going to lie under an entire keg of willow bark tea and Open the spigot directly into her mouth

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June 29, 2023 at 7:23 AM | Post Permalink | 69,787 notes | Reblog



crevicedwelling:

flatid planthopper nymph, Singapore. hemipterans (true bugs) like these have mastered the art of covering oneself in weird waxy filaments, which are shed along with their last juvenile molt, revealing a sleek, gossamer-winged adult

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June 29, 2023 at 7:22 AM | Post Permalink | 25,277 notes | Reblog



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natikoko:

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this is the funniest tweet of all time

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June 29, 2023 at 7:22 AM | Post Permalink | 42,746 notes | Reblog



fakecelgf:

cats that look directly at faggots

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June 29, 2023 at 7:22 AM | Post Permalink | 318,120 notes | Reblog




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